1. chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

    merrymaudlin:

    mercurykiss:

    thugburrito:

    My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

    NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
    So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

    It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

    An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

    So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

    My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

    I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

    What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

    (via kingsleyyy)

     
  2. thepoeticrebel:

    simchiller:

    they outlawed this move just because she was the only woman who could do it. 

    Surya Bonaly was infamous for (among other things) doing aone blade backflip in the 1998 Olympics, and is the ONLY figure skater who’s ever pulled that off. Not just the only woman, the only figure skater PERIOD. There’s like all ofthree Olympic-class male skaters who did backflips in their routines, and NONE of them could do it one blade.

    But wait, there’s more.

    Backflips were banned from the 1976 Olympics onward on the official justification that skating jumps are supposed to be landed on one blade, whereas backflips are landed on both blades. The unofficial justification was it was too dangerous, both to the athlete and to the rink — if you didn’t land it perfectly, you could not only break your ankle, but also punch THROUGH the ice surface.

    Surya Bonaly was openly contemptuous of the figure skating judges, because they were a bunch of openly racist white men who always screwed her over by giving her lower scores than she deserved. That one-blade backflip was her ultimate FUCK YOU! to the Olympics judges, because she took an “illegal” backflip and made it legal by landing it on one blade. Pretty much DARING them to mark her down for being epic awesome and pulling a move that their precious coddled white girls didn’t have the guts to even think about.

    They did, of course. White racism knows no bounds. But she utterly owned them with that move.

    not only did she do a fucking backflip and land, she landed then went right into a triple loop. like holy fuck

    Damn son I ain’t seen shit like that.

    (via kittenfeathers)

     
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  4. ollyhooper:

    particularscarf:

    badkryptonian:

    GOOD JOB, DANIEL

    "I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis? *facepalm*"

    I literally just clapped my hands because this is a brilliant answer. But it shouldn’t be asked and it shouldn’t have to be the perfect answer. This response should be the only on, and no one should feel the need to ask such a silly question.

    I like Daniel and I don’t think he get’s enough credit. I see allot of hate for this man. He is truly amazing, because he answered this question, in a way that makes him seem like a “gay weirdo”. And yet, he did that knowing that, because he understands that everyone is equal. And I love it

    (via projectdoll)

     
  5. This is totally how that scene went

    (Source: chjofy-believes-in-tjlc, via kittenfeathers)

     
  6. thestraggletag:

    thestraggletag:

    submariet:

    VAN EYCK

    I lost it at the end.

    Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!

    There are no words to describe how wrong I was.

    (Source: cheekygeekymonkey, via kittenfeathers)

     
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  8. why-i-love-comics:

    Batman #56 - “Ride, Bat-Hombre, Ride!”

    written by David Vern Reed
    art by Dick Sprang & Charles Paris

    (via kittenfeathers)

     
  9. pixelski:

    July Books & Cupcakes Photo Challenge: Day 17 Rainbow

    (via kissabookworm)

     
  10. epikalia:

    kanyewesticle:

    Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

    Well, you’re not wrong.

    (via littlewallflower89)